I went blind.

I woke up this morning blind. I was so confused, I had eaten all my carrots on my plate the night before, I make sure to only glance at the sun occasionally, and I even go as far as having my young ward rub eye cream directly into my pupils every night before bed.

"How could this have happened?!" I shouted at my now sobbing ward, Jeffery.

"You must have used the off-brand cream again, Jeffery! Are you trying to kill me?!"

Jeffery reached for my iPhone 6 Plus running iOS 8, and went to console me the only way he can when I get that upset; He went to open Enviro-Bear 2010.

He knows how the stunning visuals and cinematic cutscenes make me feel like Im watching a movie I control, which relaxes me. He knows the high-quality audio soothes the beehives of frustration in my brain. He knows this game makes me whole again.

But when he went to open the app, thats when tragedy struck. It wouldnt start. The game wouldnt crash, it just wouldnt start when you went to tap on the screen that would take you into the game.

I felt something inside me break. Some force vanished, and my blindness deepened.

The doctor thinks that the blindness came on due to stress from knowing there was some sort of injustice about to befall me, and psychologically I was trying to block it out of my sight so I wouldnt have to experience it, but alas, no such luck.

I wish no one else the pain Ive felt today. The doctor says I only have a few more days to live. He says the breaking feeling I felt inside was my heart breaking. He said if I could somehow get a line out to the app developers to fix this issue, maybe I can be saved, but I know its impossible. The studs who developed this app are probably too busy getting knighted by the Queen or dating supermodels to fix my silly issue.

Im doomed. Jeffery is too young to go it alone.

Enviro-Bear 2010 doesnt work on my iPhone 6 Plus running iOS 8.

All is lost.

Brad Grose about Enviro-Bear 2010, v1.6