Enviro-Bear 2010 App Reviews

Simply put the best game ever to hit the App Store.

ich hoffe, es gibt bald ein update, damit das game auf meinem iPod mit os 2.2.1 läuft. Ich habs gekauft, kanns aber nicht spielen... :( please update so I can play it on my iPod with os 2.2.1! I bought it but I cant play it! :( EDIT: runs perfectly now, thanks! this game deserves an oscar! FTW!

Holy Mother of f*ck! A bear driving a car!!

Greatest game ever.

A bear is driving the car! How can that be?!

It looks utterly terrible. The graphics are crayons on construction paper scribbled by a second-grader with only a rudimentary sense of style, and from the screenshots a lot of you will be likely to pass this by. Dont. Really. Because underneath that poorly-drawn exterior is a game whose almost ridiculous attention to detail and absurdist humour make this a game so surprisingly and thoroughly enjoyable that youll be playing it it repeatedly, and at the same time wondering why. The graphics are deliberately bad; they serve as a stark contrast to a game where every every action is controlled by you. You have to grab the gas pedal with your paw and push down to accelerate, or on the brake to stop; grab fish and berries and feed the bears face with them (literally bring them to the bears mouth), grab nuisances like bees and badgers and toss them out of the car, grab and shift the shifter to drive in reverse, grab the wheel and turn to turn the car, and more. Theres actually a physics engine involved here, and some unexpected surprises. You can grab a rock to weigh down the gas pedal if you like, for example, in case youre sick of constantly taking your paw off the wheel to accelerate. Dont judge the game by its screenshots, or youll miss out on a brilliant sleeper hit.

The reviews are bogus. Theres a topic on toucharcade making fun of this game. Its so bad. Controls are impossible the graphics make it ultra-hard to drive etc. Even if this was free i would feel ripped off.

Justin Smith is the Andy Warhol of the app store, using talent and imagination to craft a sublime experience of comedy and gameplay that is more than it appears at first glance. Bravo!

Great intuitive control, hilarious graphics and situation. Lots of fun and worth the price! I laughed too hard the first time I opened the app. More like this please!

This game looks horrid, but thats what gives its charm. An unexpected success, no doubt, for the creator, but easily worth the money to buy this app. Add to your list of accomplishments owning the only "bear driving a car" simulator in existence.

Enviro-Bear 2010 might, on the surface, appear a mindless game for children, but it saddens me that even most adult reviewers still treat it as some kind of joke. The bell tolls for thee -- it tolls for all of humanity when we fail to recognize the consequences of our reckless self-indulgence. Enviro-Bear 2010 is not a childrens game, though it delivers a powerful message that even they must hear. We are all on the road to annihilation, to a world where the destruction we have wrought stains even the most irreproachable, where even the animals themselves are forced to appropriate Mans gruesome steel implements for their own meager survival. Take heed, reviewers! Mr. Smith might be imparting the most unwelcome of prophecies, but he does so with the hope of change! It is not too late! SAVE YOURSELVES

Though it may look bad, its all just the devolpers ploy to add to the style of the game. It leave you in hysterics while youre trying to get rid of the badger in the car but the fish is stuck under the brake. And youll be screaming at the leaves because they are blocking the path from the berries to your mouth Seriously, get this game, ive never laughed so much playing a game in my life.

A chilling, dystopic look at coming events of the year 2010. Like Bladerunner but with bears... driving cars. Honestly, this is a really fun game once you wrap your head around it. At first the controls seem strange until you realize that it actually has a very realistic physics engine and you can use and interact with almost everything around you in interesting ways. People will inevitably try it thinking its a driving game with bad graphics and give it a bad review (see below), but please try it with an open mind and give it time.

this is an epic game! the only complaint i have is that the driving is pretty hard there should be an update where you can change the driving sytles. so if you wanna use the original driving you can, and if you wanna have an easier way you can! other than that great game!!

Easily the most memorable dollar Ive ever spent. And its totally playable once you master the controls. Id recommend it to anyone with patience and a sense of humor.

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I like it hard, make players so they can use two hands plz thx 

Why isnt this in the top 25? This is pure genius! ITS 99 cents, atleast try it! BhahahajajsjsjhHaa I just died laughing after I ate the mushroom! I want to give 6 stars

Youre a bear driving around in a car. Whats not to like?

This is the best game ever made. I dont know what the hell is going on... And I love it.